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Time, Eug, and Delta experience a Trooth Man appearance, First World Whaling Problems, Commuting to your Spouse, Brain Prison, during this TV shows season finale and our podcasts mid-season finale. (Story Starts 18:32)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about ACTUAL HOT DEBATE: Is Baseball Boring?, CORVID Causes Dyslexia, Arbuckle & Gatsby & Gertrude, The Weird Sadness of Penant Fraud and Competitive Eating, The Uncontrollable Bean, Making Things Political, Paid Hype, during this Super Exciting Baseball History Lesson. (Story Starts 19:29)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about Are Roofs Floors?, The Truth About Time Travel, Talking Couch Theory, Texans, Eug’s Retail Horror Stories, Great Scams, Mannequin Magic, and Japanese Video Games in an Episode where Nothing happens Over and Over Again. (Story Starts 15:47)
Time Delta and Eug talk about Good Cults, Boomer Music, Beans, Bevis-8000, Eug’s Hard Grammar, Clown Bars, American Optimism, and Spoilers for Brigadoon in this Strange and Pointless Episode.(Story Starts 22:42)
Time, Delta and Eug talk about Hair Dryer Brothers, Hats with Feathers, Prison Home Alone, The Pony Island Massacre, Medical Detective, The Angry Clerk And the Vacant Vagrant, Rhyming Dysfunction, Rich Ghosts, and Beans in possibly The Best Episode so far. (Story Starts 17:24)
Time, Delta, and Eug ask things like Are Private Cat Toilets Smart? and What Is Millennium And How Long Can We Rant About It?, Also, The Dyslexia Train completely obliterates Jimmy Time during a show so awkward you’d think it was the first time they’ve ever done their 131st episode. (Story Starts 16:34)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about How long does Bad Chicken Last?, Deep Sitcom Fan Lore, Anti- Dracula Propaganda, Cat Scan, Type-Casted Relationship, Bus Crazy, Bike People, What Love Is Like, and a lot of pushing in this very pro suicide episode. (Story Starts 21:58)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Delta Brand Eug’s “Get Outta Work” Bad Chicken, Falling Off A Polar Bear, Strangle Triangle, Ghost Children, A Bonkin’ Pan, The Great Peter Sellers, and Eug’s Official “Death Stranding” Report in this Bottle Episode. (Start Starts 17:23)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Reluctant Sextoys, The St. Louis B.O.O.S., What is Mumblety Peg?, The Last Two Brain Cells, The Other Pip, Delta’s Evolution of Pornography, and the largest cage in history in Dyslexia Riddled episode. (Story Starts 16:05)
Time, Delta, and Eug talk Who Killed Epstein?, Confused old man, Hot Debate: What is a Bridge Too Far?, The Angels and All That, The Presumed Life of a Homeless Man, Delta The Squirrel, The Circus Sideshow: Dyslexics Anonymous, A 1950s Black Dollar, and the age old question Promoter vs Manager in this episode you […]
Time and Delta talk about Levels of Heaven, The Other Types of The Undertaker, Banana Eating, Coconut Inventor and Assassin, Free Jack City, Universal Monsters Director, Lasso The Rustle Beans, during The Best April Fools Prank Ever. (Story Starts 26:54)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Wenching The Elderly, The Family Genes, The Truth Train, Announcing Your Emotion And Occupation, “Throw Me Under A Bus”, Delta’s Career Councilor Hate Continues into A Therapy Session in this episode that Takes A Dark Turn. (Story Starts 26:08)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk A Strong Resume, Truthman Almost Truths Too Far, The ACME CIA Company, Concrete Jungle, Eug’s Retirement Plan, 50’s Doctors, JCVD, The Largest Number: 100 during this Dead On The Inside Episode. (Story Starts 28:36)
Time, Eug and Delta talk Planet of the Monkees Network, Hot Debate: Why’s It So Hot Outside?, Truth Man Returns, Kidney Stone Song, Bananas, Our Friendly Neighborhood Procrastinator, Molestation By Association, and the Antifa Uniform during this absolutely confusing episode (Story starts 27:00)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li’l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about The Cyclical Economy, Blending into Other Cultures, Moon War, Mongolian Bard Music, The Totally Great War, Hummingbird Music, Shaky Hand Diagnosis, and our New Show Sponsors in this episode that’s Dead Before We Know It. (Story starts 21:21)
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Gin Commercials, Layers of the LA Ecosystem, WBeanW2-2, The Vulgar General, ACME Army, and the classic play Fiddler Crab On The Roof Goes West during this “I wish it left me glowing”. Episode (Story starts 21:14)
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Dusty Rhodes Promos, Bomb Money, The Dramatist, TYPES OF BRITISH, and Hot Debate: Is There No Debate? in this Very Believable episode.
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Hot Debate: Would You Use A Cattle Catcher?, Greg’s Looged Anus, Sad Gram Cams, Ghost or Robot?, The Water slide Analogy, and Eug’s Beans in this Educational Film.
Time, Eug and Delta talk Hot Debate Overload, The Dyslexia Cylinder, No. 2 Pencils, Dumb Woman Stereotype, Assassin’s Creed Accuracies, Serling Doesn’t Understand The Signs, What is a Roast?, Math Shoes, Anxiety Homicide, and the Ye Olde Colonist Highway in this Directionless episode.
Time, Eug and Delta talk about Circle of Truth, Is Salt Good?, Neil Degrasse Delta, Bigfoot Watch, Grave Army Training, Space Madness, Rod Serling: Hitler Assassin, Hot And Sweaty Debate, and a “Hot Debate: Would You Pick Up A Hitchhiiker?” during this treacherous episode
Time, Eug, and Delta talk about WBeanW2, Big Cheese, Incest Navy, The Sad Spy, Orphans & Cheese, Battlestar vs Stargate, Yet Another Anti-Reading Rant and a special episode of “Hot Debate” in this Very Obvious episode.
Time, Eug, and Delta sing The Truth, and talk Hardcore Science, Talkin’ Toots, Geena Davis, Cold Reading Con Man, Superstitious Goons, Impressing Jodie Foster, and an Anti-Reading Rant during this Unrecognizable Story.
Time, Eug and Delta, talk about Cash Crunch, Weekend At Caddyshack’s, Delta Sings Country hits, The Suggestion Committee, The Taiwanese Watch Maker Rebellion of 400, Male Pride, and The King That Lays The Golden Egg in this Court Evidence Tape.
Time, Delta, and Eug talk about The Clock King, Diabetes and Dyslexia, An Unmanned Rocket, Women Are Like Dogs, Crazy Has-Been Actors, The Worst Prostitute, and The Crazy Lingo of The Past in an episode that is Easily Forgotten.
Everyone is currently in a transition period. Jay Delta is in a Business Transition, Danny Money is in a Familial Transition, eeeEug is in an Academic Transition, and I Jimmy Time am in a Life Transition, as I have been since I was 16. So, I can only Hope you’ll hear from us more than less in the near future.
This month, May, is Dolly Parton Month. We’ll be starting off with the 1984 Musical Comedy “Rhinestone” starring Sylvester Stallone, Dolly Parton, Richard Farnsworth. After that will be the 2012 Comedy Musical “Joyful Noise” starring Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton, Keke Palmer
This year, 2017, you can expect us to re-tell movies like “Soul Man”, “After Earth”, “Jingle All The Way”, “A Haunted House 2”, and many more as Hollywood has no plans to stop trying to make a quick buck.
Dear Racing Schemes aside, Please check out the YouTube (GRATUITOUS LINK TO YOUTUBE) with clips from our episodes, as well as other comedy stylings. We have plans to being recording some video things soon, which usually means we’ll be completely ignoring it and focusing our efforts elsewhere because we’re fickle humans with short attention spans
Finally, I want to leave you with some numbers. We started this show November 2013 with one show a month for the first 10 months. Since our 10th episode, we’ve moved to a 2 show a month format and gained a steady hosting site that counts downloads. Last month, April 2017, we reached over 2,800 Downloads in a single month. If that wasn’t enough excitement, as of this post, we’ve also reached 19,055 All-Time Downloads. I mention this only because, based on our download rate, we’ll likely reach 20,000 within the first half of May. This is huge for us! We can not thank you enough for listening to this show, watching our videos, and sharing our idea of comedy. Please never stop. Then Never Stop Never Stopping.
Please continue to let us know what movies we should address & how you feel about the way we fix/mock/re-tell/review them by contacting the group on Facebook or Twitter. You can contact us on YouTube as well, but there’s a good 75% chance I’ll interpret whatever you say as covert hate speech and have it removed due to a request by the copyright holder. That’s just how that system works.
Thank You for being our fans. And please remember, without the mistakes of others we’d be forced to endure the pain of failure ourselves. Support the Arts.
Hey Everyone, Jimmy Time Here.
I just want to let you know we’ve been working in a new The Jay Delta Show Which should be out some time next week on our YouTube.
You can expect a new Why Would You Make This? Podcast episode the second week of February. If you didn’t listen to the latest episode #66- The Cat In The Hat (2003) Here’s the info for the Next Movie:
Next month is a month made for Ladies, We start that month off with Valentine’s day and what better way to celebrate a day of Love than with the Best love story ever told. Ben Affleck. Jennifer Lopez. In the 2003, Romance/Crime Thriller, “Gigli”.
Given recent events in politics, I believe now more than ever it’s important to remember: Without the mistakes of others, We would be forced to endure the pain of failure ourselves. Support The Arts.
It’s Jimmy Time here. I just wanted to let everyone know what’s been going on here at WWYMT.
We’ve got a new episode coming out new week on the 1993 “Super Mario Bros.” followed by the 2003 “Spy Kids 3D: Game Over”. Our month themes have been a little wacky recently. “Joe Dirt 2” and “Pest”, despite being in September and October, was “Annoying Idiot” month. “I Know Who Killed Me” was the Halloween Special. Mario Bros and Spy Kid 3 will be “Family Holiday” Month. And December will be the Christmas month. So, look forward to that. We’ve got movies planned till February and we will release that information when the time comes. There’s also been talk of doing a give away this year. It won’t be till December.
We’ve also been working on a new episode of The Jay Delta Show on YouTube. It’s being filmed & edited at the same time. It has a loose deadline of the 14th. So, hopefully, we make that. We’ve also been writing some more Delta Show episodes too. We’ve got about 3 now and we plan to film and release them before the year is up.
If you want to talk to us, you can reach us the quickest on Twitter, but we’ll respond where ever you reach us. Please take the time to give us a review on iTunes, subscribe to us on YouTube, and follow us on Facebook. By doing so, you help gain more listeners.
Just on a personal note, if you find yourself thinking things like “One, WWYMT needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever WWYMT’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s WWYMT”?” My response to you is “Great, great. Just leave them right there on the floor on your way out.” But, please be aware, we at WWYMT are regular people with regular jobs that call upon us on irregular hours. (I have work at 2am tomorrow.) We’re always working, but sometimes it’s for some other jerk.
And remember: Without the mistakes of others, We’d be forced to endure the pain of failure ourselves.
We will be recording and releasing a new episode this week on the 1994 live-action “Street Fighter” staring Jean Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia.
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I have no idea why it wasn’t before, but ep “43- Cool as Ice (1991)” is now available on iTunes and the podcast app. Find it on your own or click here: iTunes link
This is a movie wherein Gary Oldman plays a Dwarf directly in front of other Dwarfs. A movie where almost nothing makes any sense. A movie that pissed a lot of people off. And we think that’s silly.
Danny Money brings up Bill Cosby, Law Evasion, and the REAL teachings of Jesus Christ, Jay Delta explains all of human history and building with water, while Jimmy Time explains cereal history and exposes the spies among us.
We die 30 seconds into this episode and discuss: Factual evidence, Shaming the past, Glove fetishes, & “Tommy Boy” all while Jimmy Time has no idea what he’s talking about.
This episode contains discussions including: Wookies are Black people, How Erasing important memories leads to Time Travel, 9/11 conspiracies, Banjos = Death metal, & we accidentally run on the platform of “The Purge” all during this made-for-TV movie.
Enjoy this “Not a new” episode, which is “not” a clip show. This episode contains stuff that “Never made it onto the podcast” because we never intended for it to be on the podcast. Instead of patiently waiting for episode 40, enjoy this one and be upset that we’re not just giving you more free stuff faster. More at WWYMT.com
After Delta calls someone out; we talk about College Students, The Most Legitimate Acting University School Ever, A Tale of Two Vince’s, a full 1:1 Breakfast Club comparison and the sadness that is Judd Nelson is this 90’s reference heavy episode.
We get technical and factual for this episode when we talk about Alien Genitals, Seinfeld, The Logistics of Mythical Powers, The Puberty of German Scientists, Trickle-up Economies, Butts, & Definitely-not the James Cameron film “Aliens” during this Franchise Killer.
We learned about important things like: Land Cultivation, Proper Slave management, Uncle Magic, Nazis, How vacations work, How a Sex Church works, The state of Horror films, and The ultimate America Dream all during this Cult Classic.
What’s it like to act with children?, How do Germans deal with puberty? What age is the appropriate sexual age?, Just how good is the D?, and snakes are in our boots in this very offensive episode starring the King of DILIGAF, Jon Voight.
While focusing on the Acting techniques and career of Hulk Hogan, we can’t help but compare this kids movie to Joe Dirt, Home Alone, the “Saw” Franchise, & Fight Club. We also tackle the important question ” Do the dead have visitation rights?”
That’s right we’re all back to school, even some of us here at WWYMT. That’s why it’s we haven’t’ made a new episode yet.
But have no fear for it is coming
Our next episode will be on the 1993 Family/Comedy “Mr. Nanny” starring, recent racist, Hulk Hogan and, famous black guy, Sherman Hemsley. I’m sure this will prove his innocence.
Life in our hometown, Stealing from your neighbors, Franchise sexism towards Sue Storm, We talk about Dr. Doom in the current comics and what Thanos did with the Infinity Gauntlet, and once again we accidentally identify with the villain. WWYMT.COM
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Is it the same story if they change everything but the names? Can you Catfish a Blind Woman? and Just what the hell are the Fantastic Four? Are all answered in this episode on an unreleased film featuring “Skylar the Comic Blog Guy”. FullOfComics.tumblr.com
In less than 48 hours, the Why Would You Make This? “Summer Of Shaq” will be over. We hope you had fun remembering how crazy it is that Shaq is a human being. Celebrate the last day by watching this episode of “SHAQ VS.”: Shaq vs Penn & Teller.
Why Superman and Lex Luther are dumb children, How does paralyzed sex work?, who’s the most American?, How old Pyrotechnics worked, Were black movies made for black people? The titles of Cheech and Chong movies, How city municipal water system works, How to name your side kick and a little bit on the movie Steel starring Shaquille O’Neal.
After much editing and forgetting we started the project to begin with, We give you..
Why Would You Make This? podcast episode “10- Hot to Trot (1988)” with visuals.
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Racial overtones, Offensively bad rapping, and the devastating life of a latchkey kid are the only things we notice during this Fantasy/Comedy movie starring Shaquille O’Neal as a Rapping Genie. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
We watched Transformers: Age of Extinction which means the conversation transformed into “Weightlifting & Boxing”, Batman movies, CIA: Time Oppressors, The finer points of European accents, Koalas, & of course, Puppets.
Emilio Estevez stars in this film written and directed by Stephen King. So, naturally we talk about VHS tapes for kids and adults, how much of America is not real, & The societal hierarchy of murderous robots. Check out WWYMT.com
For this episode, we talk about a horrible time in American history. A time when Racism, Rape and Willful Ignorance was not only prevalent but encouraged.
That’s right we go all the way back to 2007 to watch a movie so bad we almost defect to another country.
We do not like this movie. So, we cover why we’re not living on Mars, how to make war fun, and why murder is morally superior to brainwashing. Tell us what our next movie should be at wwymt.tumblr.com
Bret Hart’s debut, Booker T’s early career, & The lack of “Diversity” in Wrestling, Also, Low Blows and “Where’s Macho?” We let the wrestling fan flag fly in this episode. Check our youtube for audio that couldn’t make it on the show.
For this 2000 Grossout/Sports film, we talk The debunking of Accents, The structure of a Butterfinger, HEAVY, HEAVY wrestling references. (past and current) Also, Jay Delta:Plot Breaker strikes again. Search WWYMT on Youtube.
We spend the first half of this episode talking about Jim Hensons obsession with dicks, The rules of Jumanji, and how to recast The Breakfast Club with the Turtles. So we speed through the movie in the second half, and give you a few youtube videos to look at too. Check out our Youtube by searching “Why Would You Make This”
Is bad acting a skill?, flawless impersonations, possible Mythbusters episodes, death physics, Greek Gods, & the complexities of doors are some of the things we talk about during this 2002 movie starring Eddie Murphy and Robert De Niro. Search WWYMT on Facebook,Tumblr, & Twitter.
Nicolas Cage might be a genius or he might be insane. We are neither, as we spend this episode questioning Motorcycles, Southern accents, The Devil, and Tiny Elvis. Skylar from fullofcomics.tumblr.com joins us for this one. Search “wwymt” on all social media sites.
The 1996 film Mr. Wrong is so bad, it’s wrong for being a film. Here’s a list of things we talked about instead: New candy ideas, Quantum Leap, Why you keep kids under the stairs, Tetris, being Love-Zoned, How to have a long lasting marriage, How Old people think, these other movies: Independence Day, Point Break, The People Under the Stairs, Saving Silverman and somehow more.
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This 1996 Gross out/Comedy starring Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin fulfills both genre promises, but it’s still terrible. We learn a valuable lesson about the consequences of ecological responsibility, the importance of sexual boundaries, and respect for the dead.
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Blue Streak, Cheech and Chong, & Twins are just some of the things we talk about instead of this 2002 Action/Adventure/Comedy starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock.
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We’re glad we can’t wipe our memories of this film because then we might watch it again. Paycheck (2003), starring Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman, is essentally just Batman, mixed with The Bourne Identity, Fight Club, and maybe Twins.
We spend too much time trying to figure out this universe, then we just decide everyone is a purposeful dick, who has never heard of murder.
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We pay homage to one of the worst films ever, Leonard Part 6 (1987) staring Bill Cosby, by giving you one of our worst shows ever. We have such a bad time during this episode we all turn into the Iron Sheik at the end. Be prepared for lots rape allegation jokes.
The Spoof film “The Starving Games”(2013) ruins our day, so we ruin The Hunger Games franchise by spoiling the movies. We analyze the subtleties between a parody and a reference, Play O&A, & wonder just how many things we need to go to therapy for.
Re-edited and re-released, We explore the 80’s in a little 1984 Star Wars TV-movie called “Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure”. Midget Exploitation, Genocide, & “Direct Quotes from George Lucas” Warning: This episode contains the horrifying documentation of the evolution of the Ewok race from the Enchanted Forrest Moon of the Planet Endor. Those with weak hearts or who generally enjoy Star Wars should stay away.
Episode re-edited and re-released. Santa=Satan. The Son of Satan! Ex-WCW and WWE professional wrestler Bill Goldberg is Santa seeking revenge in this Black Comedy/Horror. Search WWYMT on facebook, tumblr, & twitter.
The Great Red Neck Hope saves us from demons using mothers care and a child’s heart and now we hate both. At least we get a game of O&A that finally works. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
It’s time for the Time Machine. It’s been years since I’ve taken you on a fixing trip. Years for me, Time travel and all. We go back to episode 10 and let you know what stuipid movie is next
We watch a movie so bad it causes Jay Delta to flee to Europe. “Halloween: The Curse of Michel Myers” teaches us nothing about Michael Myers, but we learn Danny Money might have a dumpster baby. “Joey” fills in for Mr. Delta. Go to WWYMT.com for more
We define things like “Date Rape”, “Racism”, and “Sexy” All thanks to a musical with only 3 songs in it: Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Starring Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum. Also, Friend of the show “Joey” joins us and might have earned himself a new nickname.
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Why is duck dick and Lea Thompson’s ass being used in the same sentence? Because Jeffery Jones is the devil. Another life lesson from Jay Delta, Duck Racism and so much more on this episode that was trimmed down from 3 hours. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
“Hot to Trot” is such a terrible movie our brains melt. Friend of the show “Joey”(EP: Jack and Jill, Santa’s Slay) returns to help us get through it, but it doesn’t help much. Go to WWYMT.com for more.
How is someone with a Time Machine late? Because horses trampled my spirit. We correct mistakes from “RIPD” and give you “Hot to Trot”
In this episode of “Why Would You Make This?” Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Danny Money realize God is a Bureaucrat and why hell would be pointless. We also briefly question Jeff Bridges’s sanity and India’s ghost problem.
Ghosts, or Not-Ghosts, are everywhere. We fix the mistakes from Ghost Dad and let you know about how the police are on the case because our next film is RIPD
8- Ghost Dad We try to figure out what’s more important: Being a Ghost, Being a Dad, or Being a Ghost Dad? Spoiler Alert: It’s none of those things. And Jay Delta learns an important lesson about molestation and how his x-ray technician might be doing it to him.
Time Machine 7 This episode of the Time Machine contains clarifications from “An Ewok Adventure” and we honor Father’s Day with our next episode by watching a movie so bad that most of the cast couldn’t get new work for a year. That movie is “Ghost Dad”
7- An Ewok Adventure Midget Exploitation, Genocide, and “Direct Quotes from George Lucas”: This episode contains the horrifying documentation of the evolution of the Ewok race from the forest moon of the planet Endor. Those with weak hearts or who generally enjoy Star Wars should stay away.
Time Machine 6 : Today’s journey in the Time Machine lets you know that some guys still call people “Spades” in the past and celebrate May 4th in the future by reviewing our first Made-for-TV movie: “An Ewok Adventure”
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